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Turid

A multi lingual German girl who lives in Belzise Park in London and has the best laugh in the world.
"I must call Turid, I need a drink"
by cazthefabulaz February 3, 2010
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Turid

A girl with a Norwegian name living all over the world. Obviously the nicest persons you know! Always keep her in your live.
Fill my glass like Turid always does
by themosthonestpersononearth November 21, 2021
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Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.
by Lundii December 5, 2019
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tangerine turd

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
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Amber Turd

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
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Amber Turd

Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.
"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"

"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022
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Amber Turd

A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.

Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
by ravenscar February 28, 2021
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