procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.

I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate

by cosmic-n March 5, 2024

prochi

georgian slang for vagina, often used to describe selfish people who thing of nobody else but themselves.

person 1: youre such a prochi

person 2: fuck off

by ienjoyyiyliyo March 19, 2024

Procrastination

Put up definition and example on may 2022

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by Baby from pompeii April 5, 2024

Procrastimaxxing

Heavily procrastinating, mostly on schoolwork, like I currently am at writing this definition.

Person A: The essay is due tomorrow! How many words has Leon made?
Person B: Under 1. He's procrastimaxxing.

by Your Garage Ladder April 22, 2024

Procrastinnovation

Sometimes it’s only when the stakes are raised, when I’m stressed and way too behind in a very important project I hate, like doing my taxes, that my brain is forced to really focus and finally give me a good idea, that sufficiently justifies me falling further behind to work on it. Procrastinnovation. Thank you Canada Revenue Agency.

What procrastinnovation you ask? I'm actually procrastinnovating right now, doing this. Making the world a better place, one neologism at a time.

by TheGuyWhoSaidThatOneThing April 23, 2024

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024

Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!

You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?

by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024