Chinese food 

A food made out of cat or dog

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

Chinese food by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019

Mehxican Food 

Mehxican food is Mexican food that you get from Taco Bell at 1 AM. It’s ok, but never genuinely good.

“So what did you eat after you landed?”
“Nothing was open so I just got some Mehxican food from Del Taco. It was alright.”

Mehxican Food by Senketsu April 18, 2019

Gutter food 

Food found shoved up someone’s anal canal

Jerry got surprised when the food tasted like shit and soon realized Carl had fed him gutter food

Gutter food by Angrier potato June 10, 2019

Gossip Food 

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

Gossip Food by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019

ecological food desert 

whereas just "food desert" is currently considered (more from public health perspective) as places where the local populations do not have (convenient) access to affordable, healthy food, this more wholistic concept is a less human-centric understanding that implies both, a low, non-proportionate amount of food grown, and dependency on (usually both environmentally unsustainable and imbalanced fossil fuel energies and farm land stewardship) less-/unnatural imports of food from "non-renewable" or less lively (e.g. degraded/depleted top soils and watersheds) source farms

After being affected by the spirit of "deep ecology", I had a fresher awareness of the ironic, or at least unnatural, situation of how the grocery stores, markets, restaurants, etc. made it appear like there's an abundance of food, but our less- or unhealthy human-built environment that had me dependent on unsustainable, imbalanced energies (like fossil fuels and their corresponding implements) actually was an ecological food desert.

ecological food desert by kikibo22 July 12, 2019

bin food

Another way of saying trash.

John: bruv how am i so bad.
Kate: it's cause you're fucking bin food mate.

bin food by Lesbian Pervert July 26, 2019

Gaming Food 

A variety of Foods specifically consumed by Gamers, with these foods usually being conveniently fast to cook/prepare.

I feel hungry, but I want to play Call of Duty, I guess I should just get some quick Gaming Food!

Gaming Food by Lit kit August 8, 2019