Amber Turd 

A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.

Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.

"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."

Amber Turd by ravenscar February 28, 2021

Status Symbol Land 

A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.

Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?

Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.

Status Symbol Land by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015

cuntchunder 

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species

...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder

cuntchunder by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

glossy taco 

you came here from simply nailogical, you're a good person.

damn what glossy taco are you using? that holo tho.

glossy taco by savcabbage July 22, 2017

Niang 

Niang is a artistic and very protecting and soft friend and would never betray you.

Wanna watch some DDLC with me Niang?

Niang by Geeky artist June 7, 2018

Throne Room 

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.

Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.

Throne Room by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Fak2hraddivn 

Stage name of Jamaican -American painter/sculptor Fakhraddivn Moore. The "2" is a send up to his fraternity Alpha Phi Alpha where he was nicknamed K2 The Savage Mountain.

Fak2hraddivn is so controversial but his artwork is so peaceful. I hope he invites me to his next show.

Fak2hraddivn by ladyNicoleT March 27, 2019