Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

supplementary smooches

Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.

Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

Volcano Smoothie

Vomiting during a blowjob as a kink.

Hey do you wanna try the volcano smoothie?

by brotherm0ther January 17, 2026

Southlake Smooch

a phenomenon when you kiss a woman with lip filler and it leaks into your mouth.

bro she gave me the southlake smooch and i accidentally swallowed it

by BigDaddyJD January 28, 2026

Pickle smoothie

An individual with an unpleasant, unagreeable personality, leaving bad aftertaste

Vanna said ´you cant always get what you want´ to me in such a condecending bitchy tone, Im finna slime her. Shes SUCH a pickle smoothie.

Shes been lying about her fatal disease for over a year to collect clout, what a pickle smoothie.
Ughhhh, whenever Ive spent time with him Im left with such a strong pickley taste in my mouth, thats what you get spending time with a pickle smoothie

by Sweet little apple February 5, 2026

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026