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wace car 

from Toddler-speak for "race car." usually a honda, acura or some other ricer pos with a NOISY modified exhaust, driven by a young (juvenile) (typically asian) turd who thinks he's a race (pronounced "wace" by toddlers) cah dwiver (driver). Often has all kinds of stupid decals, spoilers, loose air-dams and crappy trim. They should only drive these noisy menances of a pier.
Crash and burn.
I dwive a wace car. i make everybody hear my NOISY exhaust as i excessively shift gears while I trudge thru morning traffic at 5 mph. ppppffftttt-pppfffttttpp-ppfftttpttfft.
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sui - car 

a car that is jury-rigged with explosives to kill and destroy. Since the driver intends to never go home again he drives into a crowded area to ensure maximum casualties (including him/her self) and destruction. The vehicle is often set with a time bomb set to blow up at the "right" moment, causing massive carnage. A suicide car.
1. American, British, French, Italian and Israeli troops made up the Multi National Force in Lebanon on a peacekeeping and "nation-building" mission. That land was in a state of anarchy and various factions fought with the MNF and each other. One day in October 1983 a sui - car, a Chevrolet loaded with TNT, entered a USMC compound and blew it up, killing over 200 Marines. Similar attacks were made on French and Israeli units. Sui - car attacks continued even after the MNF left, going on until the Lebanese Civil War ended in 1990.

2. In 1993 ex-President George H.W. Bush was in Kuwait to recieve a medal from the Amir. Saddam Hussein sent a sui - car on a mission to kill the senior ex-President Bush but the car bomb blew up much too soon and killed only the driver. Bill Clinton, beings he was now President jumped at the opportunity to prove his critics that he was a man and not a mouse when it came to his role as Commander in Chief. He retaliated by lobbing a bunch of rockets on the Iraqi secret police HQ at a time of his choosing, just as he said he would.

3. The day George W. Bush posed on an aircraft carrier with a "Mission Accomplished" banner sui - car attacks occured thruout anarchaic Iraq. Malls, cafes, fish markets, churches, mosques and other buildings were destroyed by sui - car bombings from various factions and many people have been killed. The madness continues...
sui - car by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2011
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new car dank 

when you have that new car smell (or the air freshener) and that super stanky dank ass weed in the car inc. the smell after smoking.
new car air freshener and i just got done smoking a (fat blunt, bong, bowl, joint or pipe) than it smells like new car dank
new car dank by dxfgxdhxgfh February 24, 2011

Norweigen car wash 

When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.
I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.

Banana Car 

when someone has a small tent in their pants, and is a sama
I have a Banana Car! I will hide it with my asian hat!
Banana Car by jfkjfjjbjkgrlsd December 27, 2011
Every road trip has a fun car and a bum car. Fun car is the car where people are clearly having a good time in each other's company.
Person 1 in the Bum Car: I am sure that those guys are having a good time.

Person 2 in the Bum Car: Of course! They are in Sreya and Yashu's car. That is the FUN CAR!
fun car by nehamalhotra23 March 5, 2016

spend a car 

Euphemism for spending a large amount of money on something. A relatively large expense.
'Those are your options, but if you want to spend a car on it...' or 'Thanks, but I don't want to spend a car on it'.
spend a car by mixmage March 21, 2006