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hairdressers car 

A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
hairdressers car by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006
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V6 sports Car 

A person, usually a teenager who drives his parents’ sports car, who believes his, parents, V6 can and will beat all cars on the road including but is not limited to: Camaros with v8s, mustang GT's, Firebirds and Trans Am’s, Chargers, Challengers, Corvettes, Imports of all kinds, especially Civics, and basically anything on the road that has four tires and an engine. They usually baby their car like it’s a priceless artifact that should be put into a museum or kept in the garage all year-round. Some even go as far as putting stickers on their cars to attempt to fool others into thinking it is faster such as putting a GT or Cobra emblem on a v6 Mustang or a SS OR Z28 Badge on a Camaro: Stickers do not make the car any faster or more desirable nor does sunglasses and a leather jacket make the person cooler! These cars usually reek of cigarettes, and excessive pride and Axe Body Spray. This is not limited to all entry level sports cars, just the ones that parents buy for their teenagers that are driven and treated like they are a Ferrari.
Tony:"Bro, My mustang (V6 sports car) is totally sick. its soo fast for a v6. I can beat anything."
Eric:"Then why did we just get passed by a school bus..."
V6 sports Car by Eric Kozikowski December 29, 2011

muscle car 

An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable.

Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.

Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.

Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.

In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.

Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.

Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
Muscle car driver: "I wish my daddy could see me smokin this 1.8 liter commuter car car with my 400hp V8, he'd be so proud of me."

Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"
muscle car by vg30e May 14, 2007

suprise car 

A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.

Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.
I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.
suprise car by The Sub February 25, 2005

yelling car  

when you pass some one in your car and blow an air horn at them
yo, lets get that old guy with a yelling car
yelling car by Mr.ZuBa February 2, 2008

Clip car 

A half of car used to train greasse monkeys
in trade school.
Dude we are oing to hook up the scanner to the Clip Car to learn odb2
Clip car by mopar April 4, 2009