j-whale

a creature far larger than a whale. typically a human being
must be perceived to be in access of weighing a tonne.
can also be used as an insult to obese Americans

Ted:yo mike, you keep downing those burgers ull become a j-whale, (haha)

Mike:your right ted, I might just go and vomit

j-whale by fat joe21 May 22, 2008

j-spec 

see JDM

can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is exotic to Japan and Japanese car culture

look at the angle on that exhaust - it's definitely j-spec

j-spec by sadfadf June 22, 2008

J shos 

slang term used for jello shots; especially used when consuming multiple jello shots in one sitting.

After having multiple j shos, I threw up all over Boston.

J shos by Sercus238 October 29, 2009

J babyy 

The love of Moof's life, he'd do anything for her and loves her with everything.

Moof and J babyy were on the beach with pbod where they watched the sunrise and then kissed softly. <3

J babyy by Mooooof November 3, 2009

J.A.M 

Just Another Midget

Friend 1: Did she break up with you?

Friend 2: Yeah but meh, she was J.A.M

J.A.M by FredZazinki September 29, 2011

J'd

The act of being beyond drunk. Drunker then you could be if you tried.

Please don't get all J'd!!!

J'd by Cockboy-! December 30, 2013

j.p elder 

School where there is lots of fights and all of the kids are badass and you will find the most awesome people ever and most likely you will find your best friend there and the food is alright and they have great musical programs

I just love going to J.P Elder it's the best middle school ever

j.p elder by Softballgymnast June 10, 2018