j'd

to get drunk. to get massively fucked up.

man i got j'd up last night. how the hell you get arrested on bourbon st. for public intoxication?

j'd by Jay DeJean July 8, 2006

j'd

Verb: To take unfairly or to rob.

Shortened version of the word jip, which is a shortened version of the word Gypsies

Instead of using: You got jipped

Use: You got j'd.

j'd by Gangster Panda September 26, 2008

J'd

A street-basketball term used when a player tries his hardest to block a shot but falls short, and eventually hears the "swooosh" of the basketball entering the rim.

Derives from Michael Jordons last name which obviously starts with a J.

When Tyronne tried to gaurd Pookie, he got J'd out his ass.

J'd by Ernz da Worm December 28, 2005

j'd

When a male homosexual gags so hard on his partner's penis he vomits all over his partner's privates.

"Oh man, I got seriously j'd out on Bourbon Street last night, I bet he still has little chunks of my vomit still stuck in his pubes."

j'd by illeagle August 3, 2006

J'd

The prefix for the shortened term to masturbate, eliminating the word jerk or jack. (past tense) Can also be used as j-off'd.

"Then what happenned?"
"I j'd off in his sisters underwear drawer then bounced."
"Fresh."

J'd by Senor_Toast September 28, 2005

j'd

to be punched incredibly hard.

you are about to be j'd in the face.

j'd by sportsgirlyqtpie June 22, 2010

J'd

When an item or person no longer functions as it is meant to. Often used in reference to drinking and it's effects on the body.

"Holly shit, man, I drank so much I'm totally j'd"
"This piece of shit car is j'd"

J'd by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003