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Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”
Related Words

goonifcation 

The process of one becoming a goon.
My brother tim went through goonifcation, now he is a goon
goonifcation by NihilismCheese July 20, 2024

Goonbait 

The newest character in popular media to be released with the intention of drawing in gooners and horny furries.
That new Fortnite character is total goonbait!
Goonbait by CryptidIRL July 22, 2024

Goonsplaining 

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.
Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”
Goonsplaining by Loagster July 24, 2024

Goonerism 

When someone is so involved in a state of gooning that their mental capability begins to decay.
He couldn't focus on any of his hobbies or school work because of his newly diagnosed goonerism.
Goonerism by Cracker RIzz July 25, 2024
1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful
1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session
Gooning by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024