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Dick Game 

Its the credentials of a male as the number of how many females he has had sex with and the level of performance.
Bob: I'm a virgin
Jeff: You got weak dick game son.
Dick Game by PussyVomit October 18, 2008

massive dick 

A dick that keeps a female coming back for more and more
A dick that ranges between 10-25 inches
Damn daddy's massive dick hurt me, now I have no walls.
massive dick by lala LA April 19, 2014

dickshit 

A legitimate Indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the English-speaking world.
"Chief Minister of Delhi, Sheila Dickshit, has fallen in the line"
dickshit by gzk September 18, 2006

dick burn 

That internal burning, sore feeling of the penis when you ejaculate too many times in one day.
Mark: Dude, I'm getting dick burn
Tim: Stop beating off so much then
Mark: No
dick burn by Timbo-Slice December 27, 2011

Dick Offset 

Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.

Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
Dick Offset by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010
Word of the Day on January 24, 2010

dick peeler 

A person that gives really extreme sex or really long sex
Victoria is a dick peeler because she gave a 45 minute blowjob
dick peeler by EVILJEBUS April 7, 2007