Monkey Slugging 

When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!

Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??

Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.

Monkey Slugging by Mav_ July 22, 2019

Monkey Farts 

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

Monkey Farts by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019

Monkey bread 

Payment or compensation for repetitive work , like on an assembly line

Yo! They live on monkey bread, never talk any of my shit up!

Monkey bread by handle123 November 23, 2019

Monkey Fungus 

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

Monkey Fungus by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

monkey playing a computer 

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

monkey playing a computer by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Monkey Blast 

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

Monkey Blast by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

Monkey ass by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020