old stink tits 

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.

Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.

old stink tits by metalslugmn June 13, 2011

Teen Titans Go! 

A show, that I'm convinced, is nothing more than an elaborate spoof of the original. Obviously geared toward a way younger audience due to the absence of anything besides ludicrous, unintelligent humor.

Teen Titans Go! is a show is for eight-year-olds, quit wasting your time and look for the original.

Teen Titans Go! by v1k1ngV1nce January 15, 2014

titty twist 

to pull on one's nipples and twist them around causing slight to extreme pain.

One of these days I'm going to give Tara a titty twister.

titty twist by youknowit April 11, 2003

tittie pie 

1. cool, or awesome
2. something unbelievable
3. positive judgement on something

Wow Tom, those free concert tickets are tittie pie brother!

tittie pie by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

Tits or gtfo 

Short for, "tits or get the fuck out", often expressed towards an annoying person who has attempted to garner some form of undeserved attention.

The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.

Person 1 - Heyy guysss, I know I'm new here but I thought everyone might like to listen to my life story!!!

Person 2 - Tits or gtfo

Person 3- Tits or gtfo

Person 1- ...

Tits or gtfo by 🐺 November 21, 2018

Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.

girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"

Whatever fits your tits by $ dawg 'n T dawg March 20, 2010

Beef Tits 

defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.

Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!

Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.

Beef Tits by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006