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pink floyd

A classic rock and roll band formed in the mid-sixties by Roger Waters and Syd Barrett. Pink Floyd is often only recognized by their ultra mega smash hit album "Dark Side of the Moon" (1973), when in fact they had many fantastic tunes prior the bands exploding into stardom in '73. If you happen to be unfamiliar with any early Pink Floyd albums, I reccommend Meddle, Atom Heart Mother, & Obscurred by Clouds . . . these are albums made after Syd Barrett went looney & David Gilmour joined as lead guitarist, but before they reached superstardom in '73.
Hey, Pink Floyd is awesome!!
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
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clippers

large hanging pussy lips.

when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement & are usually easily visible from the rear end.

clippers are usually discolored & very loose from being worn out or well-aged, or both.
As she was changing the light bulb, her clippers dangled tween her thighs . . . "Put some panties on Heather, Please!!", I exclaimed in arousal & disqust.
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
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3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
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colluberated

1. when a woman is wet, moist, or horny.
2. Ready for sex
3. Loosen Up, or Relax
After 15 mins. of foreplay, Sarah was finally colluberated.
by lift-ticket July 28, 2006
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sink splash

An emergency "bits & pieces" cleaning, usually taking place in a sink.
- Needed after a dick dunk or after ridin' dirty on a squirtin' cutie, or any other action that leaves your balls & pecker a little funky.
I was camping all weekend & never got the chance to take a good shower, so when Mandy said she would blow me, I had to do a quick sink splash for her.

I did a dick dunk at a truck stop jon & had to do an immediate sink splash.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.
Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
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O clamp

"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.
I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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