defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.
Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!
Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.
Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.
Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006
Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits
"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.
by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006
The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
by Cowgirl49 April 1, 2009