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A special day for gooners all around the world, on this day the most professional gooners compete in a full 24 hour gooning tournament. During this tournament the semen is gathered and measured. Whoever has nutted the least during this 24 hour period is considered the champion of goonday and is rewarded with a 100$ onlyfans gift card and a copy of the well renowned video game "Sex With Hitler"
Have you heard of the swim team they are edging each other to practice for goonday !
goonday by Cream> June 18, 2024
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When you mistype Gooning because your tight
I accidently searched up Gooninf and this random definition came up
Gooninf by Jelqmaster3000 June 18, 2024
When a dude goons hard enough, for long enough, he'll reach goonova. goonova is like heaven, the moment where you've gotten used to the repetetive motions, and pauses enough to where you get a constant dopamine rush, with no orgasm.

Goonova is right before the "light at the end of the tunnel" where the light would signify pure blissful orgasm, and you'd go right to the beginning of the end, only to stop moving and roll downwards, rinse repeat.
giving yourself the pure bliss that is achieved from Goonova
Person 1: Damn bro, I reached goonova last night.
Person 2: How long?
Person 1: A solid three minutes.
Person 2: Damn, beat my latest record.
Yo Jared! Let’s start gooning!
Gooning by Giga niga123 June 26, 2024

goontosis 

A prolonged state of gooning where one persons mind becomes so destroyed due to the urge of climaxing.
He’s fucked him he’s in a state of goontosis
goontosis by Gooning guy June 27, 2024
A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
Gooner by erghuij June 29, 2024