scaloneta

The nightmare of brasil kkkk

head couch scaloni

I will fuck all the scaloneta

by matinashe November 22, 2021

schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

Scion

A small division of Toyota Motor Corp. All of Scions cars (besides the tC) are rebadged Toyota's to be sold in the U.S. Scion's main purpose was to target younger people in the U.S., as they can be customized very broadly. They tend to be very cheap, mainly because the target young drivers, and are fuel efficient, as the are also classified as economy cars. Unfortunaetly, the don't have a lot of horespower or speed, but advantages are that they can be tuned to be better in those fields, and they are once again, fuel efficient. Rebadged models are (Scion=Toyota):
xB=bB
xD/xA=ist

The Scion xB goes as fast as the Toyota bB

xD ist

xA ist

by One of the many Toyota fans June 18, 2009

schlong-goggles

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.

This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.

verb; to schlong-goggle

"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"

"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"

by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010

schlongologue

any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.

My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.

Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!

OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!

by D/K December 8, 2011

schlong nugget

When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.

Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.

Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!

by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011

schlonghozzled

to be mislead to believing something.

i heard theres free din dins at the fire hall. we might be getting schlonghozzled.

by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012