Schwanzus Blasus

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

by .NINO February 25, 2019

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019

schtanket

The one blanket in your household that you use to pass gas in and try, and possibly fail, to hide from others

Pass the schtanket; I had beans tonight!

by Cameltwah December 15, 2020

Schwangin

Schwangin goes without saying.

When you schwangin

by L18Ranger April 19, 2021

Shwanky

One that has shwank

Kieffer got the shwanky head game.

by anonymous April 27, 2021

Schwonky

Slightly more intoxicated/inibriated than being wonky/tipsy. Especially if someone is in a funky mood when smoking a jazz cigarettes after beers.

Man those three beers and that jazz cabbage be making me schwonky.

by lowkeytomi November 29, 2022

Schanklet

A very stabbable person.

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."

by bandit4k December 8, 2022