Schmeel

When a gathering of friends goes to the middle of the woods at night, makes a bonfire, and parties like its 99.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going to the schmeel tonight?
Person 2: Oh heavens yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ballsballsballsballsballs September 24, 2010

schmee

to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.

"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.

by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009

Schmee-schmaw

polite conversation; interact with another person

I really wasn't in the mood to schmee-schmaw with Tony last night.

by Micky June 2, 2003

schmemerfaceted

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

by Mauricio Ordaz January 9, 2008

Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

schmee

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..

guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "

by australiaschmee November 21, 2010