1 definition by australiaschmee

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..
guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "
by australiaschmee November 19, 2010
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