chalfont st peter

small town in south east england. a strange mix of chavs and rich people dwell there. the only useful shop is budgens everything else has to be bought elsewhere. usually if you live there you just say you live near london

bob: where do you live?
dick: chalfont st peter
bob: where?
dick: near london

by foofighter1234567891011121314 June 25, 2009

Peter North

1. A white canadian male pornstar with a big dick (about 9 inches) who has fucked nearly every female pornstar there is, was and ever will be. His trademark is the "moneyshot" he cums three times as much as the average male pornstar usually cumming buckets allover his female co-stars faces. He is also a favorite of many of his adult female co-stars as they enjoy the way he fucks and the big loads of cum he shoots. Any girl familar with the adult industry of xxx films and magazines that gets paired up with him knows she has truly hit the big leagues of porn. He also denies
getting his start in porn by starring in gay films although there is creditable proof.

2. The undisputable provider of the biggest cumshots in porn.

3. One man cum bukkake machine.

Can you believe how much cum Peter North shot on her face? He covered her face completely and is still cumming.

by PeterNorth June 10, 2005

Peter

A guy who has suffered great pain. Peter is a target for people to hurt. Peter is a guy who tries his best to survive hard situations. Peter only lives once so appreciate him whilst he's alive...

He's done a Peter

by BabafromGhana October 15, 2017

peter pumper

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

petergazer

the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a pis

you like what you see you peter gazing fag

by Nick a bitch January 14, 2004

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

by SHLA July 24, 2012

Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.

James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.

by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012