Peached

The state of being pleasantly and totally drunk.

I got right peached last night off those vodka-bar-limes and now I have a major hangover!

by papiervagin March 12, 2010

pechekucha

To finger a girl with a smooth stroking motion using your middle finger on your right hand

"How can I make her orgasm orgasmically?"
"You know, use one finger on her clit, and then pechekucha with the others!"

by Chipchip August 13, 2009

Ten Percent Rule

You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.

Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."

by MadScientist404 July 15, 2010

perachel

Perachel is the ship of Percy Jackson and Rachel Elizabeth-Dare, From "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" And "Hero's of Olympus" book series by Rick Riordan. Although many people prefer Percabeth, there are a few fans who choose Rachel over Annabeth.

During "The Last Olympian" Percy and Rachel were driving Percy's step-father's Prius. When Charles Beckendorf landed on the hood, telling Percy he was needed at Camp, Rachel kissed him good bye. One of the most defined Perachel moments.

by WiseGirl December 8, 2013

Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

neck beard percentage

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.

by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014