Half time

A rent a cop Mall security or any wannabe ass popo mofo.

Cliff said whats up half time to mall security.

Half time by Grimm666 August 12, 2006

half-time 

Renta cops, security guards

Half-time tryin to blurp us, but they aint shit

half-time by D-ru July 23, 2005

half time talk 

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

half time talk by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019

half time flush 

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.

"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."

half time flush by K Scott December 23, 2011

half-time hoot 

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

half-time hoot by SLSS April 25, 2007

Half-Time Special 

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.

Half-Time Special by GKripe February 22, 2011

Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.

"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."

Half time idiot by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016