HARRY: (makes a face) “Ew, no. They have munginas.”
LOUIS: “What?”
HARRY: “Munginas. Like girl parts with layers. Like flowers, flesh flowers with a hole in there where they pee and babies come out.”
LOUIS: (amused) “I hope you know those are called ‘vaginas’.”
HARRY: (shock) “Wait, really?”
LOUIS: (laughing) “Are you serious right now?!”
HARRY: “I always thought—wait, are you fucking with me? It’s va-gina?”
LOUIS: (dying of laughter) “Are you—Oh my god—You idiot—Oh my god! Mungina?! Mun—I can’t live with this knowledge—I need to die. Kill me—I can’t live knowing a twenty-two year old man thought female genitals are called munginas.”
LOUIS: “What?”
HARRY: “Munginas. Like girl parts with layers. Like flowers, flesh flowers with a hole in there where they pee and babies come out.”
LOUIS: (amused) “I hope you know those are called ‘vaginas’.”
HARRY: (shock) “Wait, really?”
LOUIS: (laughing) “Are you serious right now?!”
HARRY: “I always thought—wait, are you fucking with me? It’s va-gina?”
LOUIS: (dying of laughter) “Are you—Oh my god—You idiot—Oh my god! Mungina?! Mun—I can’t live with this knowledge—I need to die. Kill me—I can’t live knowing a twenty-two year old man thought female genitals are called munginas.”
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Get the mungina mug.This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
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Slang word for another slang word. Meaning:That something is crap/beyond it's sell-by/of sqidgy texture or just doesn't meet standards.
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Every time I visit Dean and we have a couple of beers he starts talking about the ex Mrs, gets the Manginalins and ends up goin to bed early, he needs to get over it.
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I was so munningsed that, after shaving the hairs off my tongue, I began trying to remember what happened the previous evening.
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Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
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