HARRY: (makes a face) “Ew, no. They have munginas.”
LOUIS: “What?”
HARRY: “Munginas. Like girl parts with layers. Like flowers, flesh flowers with a hole in there where they pee and babies come out.”
LOUIS: (amused) “I hope you know those are called ‘vaginas’.”
HARRY: (shock) “Wait, really?”
LOUIS: (laughing) “Are you serious right now?!”
HARRY: “I always thought—wait, are you fucking with me? It’s va-gina?”
LOUIS: (dying of laughter) “Are you—Oh my god—You idiot—Oh my god! Mungina?! Mun—I can’t live with this knowledge—I need to die. Kill me—I can’t live knowing a twenty-two year old man thought female genitals are called munginas.”
LOUIS: “What?”
HARRY: “Munginas. Like girl parts with layers. Like flowers, flesh flowers with a hole in there where they pee and babies come out.”
LOUIS: (amused) “I hope you know those are called ‘vaginas’.”
HARRY: (shock) “Wait, really?”
LOUIS: (laughing) “Are you serious right now?!”
HARRY: “I always thought—wait, are you fucking with me? It’s va-gina?”
LOUIS: (dying of laughter) “Are you—Oh my god—You idiot—Oh my god! Mungina?! Mun—I can’t live with this knowledge—I need to die. Kill me—I can’t live knowing a twenty-two year old man thought female genitals are called munginas.”
by pseudonymforLARRY:) June 16, 2021
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