The malachichi

someone who can kill you in seconds, he can do it swiftly, quietly, or loudly. Dont try hide in the dark, thats where he's strongest at.

ᚲᛟᚲᛟᛚᚨᚾᛟᚲᚺᛖᛈᛁᛖᚨᚲᛟᚲᛟᛚᚨᚾᛟᚲᚺᛖᚲᚺᛖᛈᛁᛖᚨ the malachichi

by THE MALACHICHI September 17, 2022

Marlboro Malady

When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.

"The Count's not making much sense these days."

"Rink brain?"

"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."

"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."

by landwehr34 May 3, 2023

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th

Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!

by Jangularity October 25, 2020

malaguena

a person from Malaga.wich is a city in southern spain

i am malaguena and barcelonian.

by Alexa corsova July 22, 2005

Maladware

A virus connected to a spoof internet advertisement. When you click on the ad it infects your computer often telling you that you have a virus and asking you to purchase a program to get rid of it.

I keep getting a flashing icon telling me my computer is infected - which it isn't . It is really bugging me cos if I ignore it, it installs a program and then wants paying for it! I must have clicked on some maladware.

by CantorJohn March 17, 2011

malacrew

a group of people who like anal sex, and those who perform such acts. the malacrew is led by malakee, whose anus has been ripped open many times before by bucky, her boy toy. sadly, the malacrew has been rapidly growing in numbers recently. the only way out of the malacrew, is by recieving the chaps.

malakee: as a part of the malacrew, you must perform anal on me

bucky: let's rip it open

by anti-malacrew September 26, 2006

Malachi

A pretty blonde boy with the most hypnotic light blue eyes you've ever seen. He's acts all tough at first but he's a complete goofball. He gets embarrassed when you catch him singing to his favorite country song in the car, but he'll still lipsink anyway. He'll love you unconditionally and never fails to prove it as life throws obstacles at you. He's also got a nice butt. (;

That damn Malachi and his eyes again! It gets me everytime. That's Malachi for ya!

by Synthella June 18, 2017