Luke is a normal stocky kid who wrestles since the day he was born throughout high school. If your name is Luke you are also a real faggot, oh by the way I forgot to mention that you are extremely stocky. In your wrestling career, everyone's expectations of you are so high, but you suck ass somehow, after wrestling basically your whole life.
Another great characteristic of a Luke is that he thinks he is the shit. Luke goes around constantly asking for hot girls snapchats and numbers. After a while they give in and he gains their contact info. He will start to be annoying over text and snapchat, thinking he is so awesome for "chatting up a girl" but we all know that she is just ignoring him because as I have already mentioned, he is a stocky faggot.
One last thing about Lukes. One key detail is that they are in some accapella group. ( Yes I do know. Why would a stocky faggot want to be more gay. I have no idea why don't you ask Luke.) He is a good singer but never the lead, so all he does is "ba ba doo doo, badoo, badoo, etc."
Another great characteristic of a Luke is that he thinks he is the shit. Luke goes around constantly asking for hot girls snapchats and numbers. After a while they give in and he gains their contact info. He will start to be annoying over text and snapchat, thinking he is so awesome for "chatting up a girl" but we all know that she is just ignoring him because as I have already mentioned, he is a stocky faggot.
One last thing about Lukes. One key detail is that they are in some accapella group. ( Yes I do know. Why would a stocky faggot want to be more gay. I have no idea why don't you ask Luke.) He is a good singer but never the lead, so all he does is "ba ba doo doo, badoo, badoo, etc."
Example 1
Luke- "Hey hot girl, that party last night was wicked. You got so drunk."
Hot girl- "Yea but weren't you only there for like 2 minutes?"
Luke- "No man, I was there for a bit longer."
Example 2
Friend- "Hey Luke did you win state?"
Luke- " Nah man, I lost to my friend Jake, he's a real champ."
Luke- "Hey hot girl, that party last night was wicked. You got so drunk."
Hot girl- "Yea but weren't you only there for like 2 minutes?"
Luke- "No man, I was there for a bit longer."
Example 2
Friend- "Hey Luke did you win state?"
Luke- " Nah man, I lost to my friend Jake, he's a real champ."
by Wrestler1759 October 3, 2016
Get the Lukemug. He believes himself to be an online God... but actually plays the lamest of characters in every game. He is often loud and outgoing but only opens up to a few people. His bestfriends are numbers and he appreciates the finer things in life such as spar baguettes. Is often messy and loves to be cooked for. His actions are often misinterpreted as being lazy. And with his accent he is often seen as gay, though he is more often then not. Could be seen as a party animal but is rarely seen two nights in a row. Loves not being "normal"....
by The Evil Twirps.... October 19, 2010
Get the Lukemug. When 12 men have a gang bang in a 4-4-2 formation wen the first to people up top have wet hand shandys into the other fours mouths while they are getting bummed by the other four at the back while the one who is left runs around and tosses everyones salad while getting teabagged by a walrus who is getting fucked by a gypsy!
by Muhahahahaha June 13, 2008
Get the Lukemug. A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by buffstuff July 13, 2009
Get the Lukemug. Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by Fuzzball54 January 10, 2021
Get the Lukemug.