laptopers

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.

- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!

by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013

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laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014

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laptap • laptapone • laptop • Laptopping • laptip • Laptop Gangster • laptopless • lapsap • laptard • laptopfreak

lapatapa

A Mexican cuisine

My brother is eating LAPATAPA.

by Lapapapa April 24, 2014

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Lapapa69

The lapapa69 himself. He fucks bitches,get money for a living.The most Swagged up person on the galaxie. A pretty ass bitch, looks like jesus, taco, vs model , a martian anything you could think of. He will fuck your girls and most likely your mum.You can only understand his teaching if you are a potato.

Guy 1: Lapapa69 is a potato
Guy 2: hide yo bitches man
Guy 3 : he fucks your bitches

by Smokeybear69 July 25, 2014

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Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015

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