Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.
I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.
by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016
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Soft Taco Tuesday

The Female equivalent of a sausagefest.
There are no guys on the cheer squad this year it is a soft taco Tuesday
by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016
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Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm
We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her
by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016
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