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3 definitions by Definedgarrot

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016

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Soft Taco Tuesday

The Female equivalent of a sausagefest.

There are no guys on the cheer squad this year it is a soft taco Tuesday

by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016

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Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

by Definedgarrot November 21, 2016

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