Definitions by Definedgarrot

Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

Laptopping by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016

Soft Taco Tuesday 

The Female equivalent of a sausagefest.

There are no guys on the cheer squad this year it is a soft taco Tuesday

Soft Taco Tuesday by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016

Whale Kale 

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

Whale Kale by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016