A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.
by tommytomtomtom October 30, 2007
Get the Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD) mug.When going down on an obese person, the lower abdomen sags down to cover the genitals. In order to reach the downstairs, you must lift the flap which is called a " Fupa". Once you lift the fupa, you stick your head underneath to go down and you are now wearing what is called " The fupa helmet" because the flap folds around your head like a helmet.
by titsaflappin August 1, 2011
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1. someone who acts retarded.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.
This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.
This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.
Hey, Helmet Boy over here thought that light beer meant that it has less alcohol in it!
HB - "Lemmego! Lemme go!" "Chill out helmet boy! you'll get your turn..."
HB - "Lemmego! Lemme go!" "Chill out helmet boy! you'll get your turn..."
by octavius April 28, 2004
Get the helmet boy mug.Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace July 30, 2008
Get the Turkey Helmet mug.The cops in helmetta are such dicks!
Why?
They pulled me over for going 24 in a 25!
Man, they are dicks!
Why?
They pulled me over for going 24 in a 25!
Man, they are dicks!
by hassatt October 11, 2013
Get the helmetta mug.That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
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