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New Hampshire hotpocket

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral
SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...
by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009
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Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.
Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.
by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004
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Hopscotch

An adult hardcore drinking game best played with a group of people (but can also be played solo). An order is set to see who goes first, second, third, etc. Each person has the first type of scotch in front of them and the one to goes first drinks the glass as a shot, immediately followed by the second person, who is then immediately followed by the third person and so on and so forth. This constitutes as the first round. Second round is similar but done with another type of scotch. There can be an OPTIONAL three minute break between rounds (let's face it, bartenders take a while to get you another drink let alone several). If by some chance there are still players aware after te five rounds, start over. Players are eliminated for breaking the cycle (going before their turn), taking too long to down their drink, or for passing out. Last person standing is the winner.

For a list of types of scotch, look up scotch on wikipedia.

Don't drink and drive!
1.) We went down to the bar Friday night to play a game of hopscotch but one of my friends passed out after only the second round.
by Dr_Girafales July 6, 2011
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Manchester, New Hampshire

1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.

2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.

3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.

4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.
"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."

"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.

"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.

"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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hops genommen

"hops genommen" ist der ehrenwerteste Konter-Spruch den ein Mensch jemals aussprechen kann.
Es ist zu beachten, dass diese starke Wortlaut erst als letzte Option in betracht gezogen werden sollte, da es meist zu Ohnmächtigkeit oder Herzversagen führen kann.

Auch bekannt als die Steigerung von "SIKE"
*deine Cousine liebkost, jetzt ist sie schwanger und du bist abgehauen*

Da wurde jemand wohl ordentlich hops genommen.
by xX_DerHopsNehmendeBoss_Xx July 31, 2020
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cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.
Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?
by irish89 January 23, 2008
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Hoopstache

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!
by sourz December 19, 2003
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