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German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.
Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"
by Irish89 November 25, 2007

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A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.
Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?
by irish89 January 23, 2008

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