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schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.
1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.

2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?
schwanger by mandem123 October 4, 2016

schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs
yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.
schwing schwanger by discat2g September 20, 2004

Bung Schwanger 

(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.

(noun) Television news reporters.

Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."

"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
Bung Schwanger by Nards Eubanks August 11, 2024

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.
Schwagtrulescent by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015
1) A small child who attempt to act as if he is a wordgangster

2) A poor person.

3) A petty criminal.

4) One who dresses in shell suits, baseball caps at 45 degree angles and usually has a bad complexion. Usually inhabits Dublin or other part of Ireland. Speaks in a strange high pitched accent with undue emphasis on the "eh" of words. Usually drinks vodka and cheap beer.

See also: wordknacker
Ah! Those drunken scangers are going to steal our phones! Run.
Scanger by Travis Bickle September 5, 2003