Greene County Online 

an ISP located in West Summer Street - Greeneville, TN

<Rehevkor> my ISP will die a fiery death very soon
<Rehevkor> shittiest isp on earth
<Rehevkor> AOL dont have shit on em
<Rehevkor> tell em they suck hairy assholes

Greene County Online by MrMe June 15, 2004

greenbeanhead

1. To have a head the shape of a greenbean
2. To be mentally addicted to the bean of green
3. Anyone named Sara

"Mommy, why does she have a greenbeanhead?"
"Over the years I've become a greenbeanhead because of my addiction to greenbeans"
"My name is Sara and I am a greenbeanhead"

greenbeanhead by Doug Schul January 18, 2007

Greenweb

A beautiful place full of terrible people.

Wowe, what an incredibly nise Greenweb!

Greenweb by The-Green-Web September 8, 2019

Soylent Greeners 

People who believe health care reform will include assisted suicide, or as depicted in the movie Soylent Green “voluntary euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.” In reality the proposed bill includes the option of having a Living Will, which is a great idea and can cost $200 or more if done by a private attorney.

Gladys: "Marge, Marge, the government plans to give me a lethal injection while I watch panoramic views of an unspoiled Earth! Next thing you know we’ll all be Communists eating other Soylent Greeners!"

Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"

Soylent Greeners by ConcealedID July 29, 2009

Greenfield 

A small suburb of Indianapolis, famous for James Whitcomb Riley, Jaycie Phelps (Olympian) and Corn. Made up of mostly farmers, Super Walmart and white kids.

"Who's down for hitting up Indy? Greenfield sucks."

Greenfield by ElleROCKS October 15, 2008

Greener Wiener 

The Greener Wiener is a subtle, effective, and nutritious sexual position, involving a penis, an orifice capable of absorbing vegetables, and pure joy. To perform, take what was once a normal session of ravaging anal sex and remove your penis from your partner, reach for (preferably fresh local and organic) broccoli and firmly shove it up their ass. Be sure to insert tree side first. Once broccoli is inserted far into the anal canal, reinsert penis for a tight session of beautiful anal sex, rich in Vitamin A.

Do you broccoli?

How about my Greener Wiener?

Greener Wiener by greenween August 19, 2009

Greenpeace

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.

50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.

Greenpeace by My name April 23, 2006