frankensentence

A grotesque, typically written, sentence formed in editing process that contains awkward vestiges of earlier drafts.

I tried to change "I have had a variety of editorial jobs" to "I have had several editorial jobs", I forgot to delete the "a", resulting in the frankensentence "I have had a several editorial jobs". Needless to say, they were not impressed with my cover letter

by frankensentence November 13, 2017

frankensense

An aromatic herb dat helps "mad-scientist" doctors to behave more rationally, and to create "back from the dead" humanoids who are fairly socially-responsible and therefore don't go around terrorizing the countryside.

If Mary Shelley's "good doctor" had burned frankensense-steeped incense-sticks in his lab while creating his creature, said pieced-together primate might have turned out to be more of a "gentle beast" rather than a "monster".

by QuacksO December 13, 2019

frankensteph

The best flute player in band, most valid female in the world. Hates blue cheese yuck.

Look at Frankensteph she is so valid

by Emmaflinny April 13, 2021

Frankenstank

A fantasy football league style created by the guys from the Toilets to Titles Podcasts Network that is unlike any other league.

I stole Josh Allen in the Frankenstank league.

by Toilets to Titles December 1, 2022

Freakenstein

What da Good Doctor's creation actually turned out to be.

Da term "Freakenstein" could also refer to someone who's totally obsessed wif Mary Shelley's famous "undead" character, and so he compulsively collects used copies of da book at yard sales, buys "da monster"-themed t-shirts and other memorabilia, etc.

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

Frankenstrain

Various types of strains collected from various sources, bottom of the bag, from the ash tray, the little bits in the grinder you forgot about, hell even open a roach to get some. The multiple strains are then packed into a bowl together giving you a “Frankenstrain”.

I ran out of weed and had to frankenstrain whatever shit I had left

by TricklingDick420 March 5, 2025

Frankenstrain

Various types of strains collected from various sources, bottom of the bag, from the ash tray, the little bits in the grinder you forgot about, hell even open a roach to get some. The multiple strains are then packed into a bowl together giving you a “Frankenstrain”.

I ran out of weed and had to frankenstrain whatever shit I had left

by TricklingDick420 March 5, 2025