toilets

Small venues holding 100-300 people, the first stepping stone for a new band.

..they're currently touring the toilets and building up a fanbase

by marinaorgan June 8, 2003

tough toilets

A popular Midwestern expression similar to "Tough Luck."

Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!

by BanditFan November 16, 2013

Tomlinscote boys toilets

Their even more risky than public bathrooms.

I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.

by Deovol May 5, 2021

School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

The toilets nightmare

Explosive diarrhea

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.

by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016

middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.

eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Asda Toilets

A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.

DAD: What have you been doing lately?

MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009