The most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. It is located in Washington State and is completely amazing. The street sign will always live in infamy. A place where anything can happen. The meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.
"Holy shit Nichole do you realize where we are at?"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"
by patch05 February 19, 2009
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Get the chortle mug.A word for geeks who neither understand the meanings of the words 'cool' or 'authentic', but need something to validate five hundred long post forum discussions on shoes for a fantasy setting.
"Those shoes are about 3 years out of the correct time period, but might just be coolthentic enough to work"
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Get the Coolthentic mug.This phrase is completely unfounded and I feel sorry for any individual that feels the need to degrade people based on their race. If anything, you racist bastards should be bound and tied. I can't believe that as far as this country has come, we still have individuals as ignorant as the one that posted this definition. So please, return home to your trailer park and engage in more krakatact. You worthless piece of dog shit.
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Get the chortle mug.Turtle Chalupa. Now a rarity due to animals rights snobs who don't know the delicacy that is turtle meat wrapped in a deep fried flour tortilla.
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