Coontz 

The most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. It is located in Washington State and is completely amazing. The street sign will always live in infamy. A place where anything can happen. The meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.

"Holy shit Nichole do you realize where we are at?"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"

Coontz by patch05 February 19, 2009

Coontuck 

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

Coontuck by Ufert June 13, 2020

coontang 

the vaginal cavity of a negro woman

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!

coontang by m j f February 15, 2004

Coontact 

Having contact with African Americans

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

Coontact by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006

Coontails

Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.

Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.

Coontails by xXAllison[x]WonderlandXx April 16, 2009

coontar 

Robocunt.

Madison on Sirius Alt Nation is a total coontar.

coontar by h8umadison June 28, 2009

coontanta 

a nasty ass pussy or a dirty ass pussy.

yo fo real them bitches all got coontantas and they need to shut their nasty asses up.

coontanta by Tati-Ana February 1, 2006