Coontz

The most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. It is located in Washington State and is completely amazing. The street sign will always live in infamy. A place where anything can happen. The meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.

"Holy shit Nichole do you realize where we are at?"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"

by patch05 February 19, 2009

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Coontuck

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

by Ufert June 13, 2020

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coontang

the vaginal cavity of a negro woman

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!

by m j f February 15, 2004

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Coontact

Having contact with African Americans

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006

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Coontails

Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.

Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.

by xXAllison[x]WonderlandXx April 16, 2009

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