Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize

Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

comfusion

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc

"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"

by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014

cofused

Two fuses connecting to each other

These two fuses were cofused since manufacturing

by Slimizzle December 21, 2016

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009