cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

cobuscus

A cool dude who is submissive and breedable, and loves it up the bum. This man loves to volley things out the window and kill your dad.

Cobuscus is eating Jews… he loves it up the bum

by MATTMEISTER August 19, 2021

Goldie Cocks

A female that samples multi peni to find her perfect vaginal fit .

Ahhhhh that Charlie is a right Goldie Cocks , she's tried Tom, Dick and Harry, but turns out Craig's was jusssssssst right.

by fallyscouse November 21, 2015

Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

Cocks4Tits

When a Girl has Nipples so HUGE they look like tiny cocks. Thus the name Cocks4Tits

Bob "what the fuck happened to your eye?"

Jim "Jackie poked me with her gynormous nipples, man I swear they are like little cocks"

Bob "so she has cocks4tits?"

Jim "EXACTLY"

by Robert Giorgi February 9, 2008

Chocus

The act of concentration during (or stage of) masturbation where the individual is entirely absorbed by the sexual illusion. Can also apply to sexual relations with an undesirable partner where imagination is critical to maintaining the illusion.

It took a lot of Chocus to bust my load with that fat chick.

by [502] SgtBakeNutz January 13, 2009