3 definitions by MATTMEISTER

A MATTMEISTER is a very sexy individual that loves to annoy people. This sexy man will do your mum if you call him fat and will also kill you. He is a super strong sexy beast that can beat anyone in a fight cause he’s that awesome. MATTMEISTERS are very nice and caring to people they like but racist dick heads to pricks
MATTMEISTER is there don’t mess with him

Girl 1: I met a very sexy man today
Girl 2: I bet it was a MATTMEISTER

Girl 1: yes how did you know
Girl 2: because they are the sexiest
by MATTMEISTER August 20, 2021
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A cool dude who is submissive and breedable, and loves it up the bum. This man loves to volley things out the window and kill your dad.
Cobuscus is eating Jews… he loves it up the bum
by MATTMEISTER August 19, 2021
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When someone messes up or misses. Mainly on rocket league when M thomson07 misses an open net or smallgamer32 (the best player). It can also be in IRL. The term biffed it is a term that made me and Marley have a laughing fit.
Cobuscus misses the kiss on Naomi he biffed it
by MATTMEISTER October 6, 2021
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