thread crapping

Making off-topic posts in a thread on a message board.

This has nothing to go with the subject, stop thread crapping you idiot!

by cvrefugee February 3, 2005

champing at the bit

Being so stupidly excited about something that you grind your teeth, like a racehorse does when being ridden.

"I'm champing at the bit for this party."
"I thought the phrase was 'chomping at the bit'."
"It's not. You're an idiot."

by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

champing out

The ability for one person to have sex with another person for an extremely long period of time while making a lot of noise.

Dude, Nick was need do with his girl last night champing out.

by the ham October 25, 2005

crapping out a kid

When a woman bears multiple children, under a year apart, from multiple fathers whose identities are unbeknowst.

Tammy Lynn is due for crapping out a kid this week, that makes number 4. Just in time for her 21st birthday, hope all 4 baby daddies can attend.

by obgynfolifelrar April 19, 2014

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

cornhole capping

sticking ur mushroom cap (bellend)rapidly inside a sweaty asshole

john rapidly raped jennifers cornhole with his mushroom cap e.g cornhole capping

by matt , carl n dan July 9, 2006

chopping onions

crying

Chris Graves says to Tom Brown and Bobby Harmon. "Hey, you got me chopping onions heeya"

by Derrick Heichelbech December 17, 2008