Assanitis

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011

Assvaporation

When you feel the profound need to relieve your anal cavity and only gas escapes.

Rufus: Man last night I had to drop a duece like crazy, but when I got in there it was only an assvaporation.

Roger: Crazy...

by Gynocerus September 30, 2011

Assanging

(v). To excrete (perspiration, moisture, etc.) through the pores of the skin following an evening of extreme partying.

"This sweat is assanging down my back."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assman

The newest superhero in the crimefighting world who fights with the power of ass along with the assistance of his Sidekick Bootygirl.

Da nanananananana Da nanananananana Assman!

by Assman_ February 2, 2014

Assange

Assange (-v.)
When someone changes the password on the WiFi router and won't tell you the new one.

:My neighbour has changed the WiFi password again, I've been Assanged.

by Mr Hoppy October 19, 2016

Asswan

Someone who's being a total dick

Jared is being such an asswan

by Chooch da pinko June 10, 2017

Assannihilate

When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.

Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019