unfucker

An unfucker is some one who is a smooth playboy, and totally convinces you that you do want to have sex with him, but when it comes down to it cant hold up his end of the deal for one of the following reasons:

A. Drank too much and cant get it up.

B. Is terrified of having sex perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature ejaculation or has had some type of accident or surgery)

C. Has some type of STD like herpes that he is scared he would pass on to you.

Sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unfuckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline... but it never comes.

Jacie: OMG, I cant believe it, all that smooth talkin and Marcus turned out to be an unfucker.

Tina: What? He unfucked you too?? Gosh, that guy totally unfucked me, and I was sure I was getting laid. I think he is unfucking that little Turkish girl now. Poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unfucker too.

unfucker by Girlswannagetlaidtoosometimes July 8, 2010

unfuckwitable 

a song written by zayn malik. unfuckwitable is a word he created

zayns song unfuckwitable is the best song ever!

unfuckwitable by nobodyislisteningzayn January 14, 2021

ufuckery 

Refers to egregious acts of rudeness or cruelty inflicted upon people by the university system.

I once witnessed a prime example of ufuckery when I saw a ufucker dean warn a suicidal student that expulsion would occur if an "attempt" were made. Upon asking the dean what that was all about, he explained to me that suicidal students "cost the university a lot of money." That poor student was totally ufucked.

ufuckery by darknessatnoon March 7, 2008

unfuckwithable 

can not be fucked with, ever, by anyone or anything, and expect to get away with it. Chuck Norris himself cannot mess with the unfuckwithable male. The unfuckwithable is generally the alpha male of a given territory, this can include up to, but is not limited to more than one city, state, country, or continent.

people that are generally unfuckwithable go day by day keeping much to themselves, but when fucked with they are ones worst enemy. the unfuckwithable purposely do not act like it until something triggers the chemical change in the brain, which when triggered bad things happen.

Someone tried to shoulder timmy in the hallway, he turned around and sprinted after them only to blast em in the dome. Timmy then yelled "unfuckwithable"

unfuckwithable by alphamale88 December 14, 2010

unlucky 

a word used when somebody does something utterly retarded. ie. not a case of being unlucky, just being shite. Often used in sport matches.

(Ben misses goal by a lot)

Josh: unlucky

unlucky by what_a_noob March 12, 2011

upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".

John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!

upfucked by NOLADRIAN June 11, 2006

Unlucky 

When anything even remotely bad ever happens to anyone.

Dang the wheat port is on the other side of the board, unlucky him.

My mom died, unlucky.

Unlucky by Goat definitions7777 July 22, 2017