Totally Tart

when something is really top of the pip and english

'oh my goodness that is so dapper and dare i say even totally tart'

'i agree old boy'

'good show'

'jolly good show'

by u-vy May 28, 2015

filter tart

Somebody who makes themselves look more attractive than they are by heavily filtering every one of there photos .... making them look nothing like themselves ...

Man Kim Kardashian’s photos are so filtered , bet she don’t look anything like that , she’s a filter tart for sure

by Voodookreeper November 2, 2018

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017

Kenyan Pop Tart

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.

Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.

by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009

Pop Tart

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.

Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.

by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015

Bastard Tart

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry

Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!

by undividualist January 10, 2006

Till Tart

Teenage girls working on the checkout of supermarkets. Unwelcoming, rude and generally useless. But you still would.

Dave; Jesus! Stu did you see the hot girl on the checkout?
Stu; Yeah bro, what a flithy Till Tart!

by Danny_Dubya August 15, 2009