The second most prominent stereotype of americans next to hillbillys.
A person who believes in the freedom to annoy. If one decided to mow their lawn every 15 days instead of 10 then they'd get a nasty letter from the city council. They are more often of the conservative school of thought surprisingly, whilest somehow simultaneously perpetuating their frivolous zoning laws. They contest any and all bureaucratic processes that will allow any public building to be erected, thus creating a gridlock on social and economic progression. They cannot make any real choices in life like building a farm or becoming completely communilized in an urban setting.
A person who believes in the freedom to annoy. If one decided to mow their lawn every 15 days instead of 10 then they'd get a nasty letter from the city council. They are more often of the conservative school of thought surprisingly, whilest somehow simultaneously perpetuating their frivolous zoning laws. They contest any and all bureaucratic processes that will allow any public building to be erected, thus creating a gridlock on social and economic progression. They cannot make any real choices in life like building a farm or becoming completely communilized in an urban setting.
A suburbanite will always get the shaft in an urbanite dominated media.
There will be no more suburbanites in america in 50 years due to a rise in reasonable thought and lack of corporate pandering to divide the country.
There will be no more suburbanites in america in 50 years due to a rise in reasonable thought and lack of corporate pandering to divide the country.
by Cassy2 May 4, 2008
Get the suburbanite mug.Hey kids, Suburbia ain't that bad. Be thankful for the roof over your head, you whiny tools, or move to Somalia or something.
Look at those angst-ridden brats go on and on about how they hate their comfortable lives in Suburbia just because some weedy little emo thug on MTV told them to.
by Andrew June 20, 2006
Get the Suburbia mug.Related Words
by ninEater January 20, 2009
Get the Suburbaphobia mug.by GreenEyedMadman August 28, 2005
Get the suburbanite mug.by Tarmmy December 23, 2008
Get the Suburban Fever mug.a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.
swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.
by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009
Get the suburban mailbox mug.A Suburban cowboy is the primary enemy of the Urbanist or other variant known as the Urbanista. This cowboy, not necessary a native of the Plains states, usually inhabits a suburban location, most often a modest house or a garden apartment, who is subject to the anti-neighbor behaviors and customs of the influx of new people from the inner-city or other third-world location. Yes, the cowboy bears the brunt of having to walk around the used condoms and sandal collection of these people, and, most often, this cowboy usually must involve the police on multiple calls.
"Yippee-cuy-ay! Rounded up another urbanista for the immigration coral. Whoppee!!" said the suburban cowboy as he glistened on his most recent victory...
by Risk-Taker December 1, 2006
Get the Suburban Cowboy mug.