bitches get stitches

A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches

Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?

by alice_october November 16, 2009

Nintendo Switch

Yes...yes...YES...NEW SMASH NEW SMASH NEW SMASH

Waluigi is not in smash. Why Nintendo, why no Waluigi the Nintendo Switch smash ultimate. Everybody isn't here ;-;

by T0aSt3dT0aSt November 6, 2018

Bitch and Switch

When a girl ignores you for a period of time, then is all up on you after you do her friend.

Man So she didnt want none then I got with her friend and now she wants it. Thats a damn good bitch and switch

by Scott Z November 17, 2004

the ol bait n switch

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.

Johnny: How'd you break your neck?

Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!

Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!

by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 23, 2011

Switchfoot

a band that saved me from totally disbelieving in music.

If it weren't for Switchfoot's music, I would be posting negative stuff about other bands by now.

by niji September 27, 2004

stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott August 1, 2007

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005