surtling

(Verb)
Wrestling a snapping turtle so you can use it as a surfboard

Guy 1: I went surtling yesterday
Guy 2: oh I've always wanted to surtle

Wow, look at that surtler surtling over there!

by Caprine Hyacinth November 20, 2021

Squirtin' n fartin'

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021

squarting

when you squat to pee and let out a fart

i was squatting to piss out in the woods and a accidently let a juicy one out i call it the squart or “squarting”

by pisslordlovertoes December 6, 2021

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina

man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022

squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible

brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night

by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022

Squirming

Everybody’s squirming a lot lately. Seems like that’s what this is about. Making your enemies squirm... I like to see Megyn squirm... That’s hot... think about it for a second... Yeah.... that’s the good stuff.... 🥵

Hym “Yeah.... No, I don’t think me being ok inside has anything to do with cripples doing whatever they want because they touch little girls and have rich parents... I think everything would be better for everyone if we took the little cripple and ate his heart... used his hollowed out corpse as a toilet... that works. That’ll be good. But hey, what’s with all the squirming lately. You guys got some lazy headline writers.... Like... Buy a thesaurus. You have a million dollars. What is wrong with you? Aside from inferior brain (obviously) I mean look at this guy? Why do you care that I’m slapping you? Did I slap you minds eye? No. That’s on the inside. Why do you care that you have to be a slave forever and others don’t? They’re not inside of you are they? No. They’re not. Because then they would also be a slave. And they’re not. If you hurt someone? Who cares! They’re outside of you! And if you’re ok it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Go back to your solipsistic bubble and let the let the people who aren’t ok inside do whatever they want. You done need to murder them and buy their daughters in glory hole brothels (where everyone gets a turn). Everything is fine. Because you’re ok inside.”

by Hym Iam December 4, 2022

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023