surtling

(Verb)
Wrestling a snapping turtle so you can use it as a surfboard

Guy 1: I went surtling yesterday
Guy 2: oh I've always wanted to surtle

Wow, look at that surtler surtling over there!

surtling by Caprine Hyacinth November 20, 2021

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suttling

When on a digital video / conference call with colleagues, if your audio gets choppy or distorted in any way (interference, packet loss, background noise, echoing, etc.) this is called 'suttling'.

"I couldn't hear anything you just said. You were suttling hard there bruh."

suttling by aujus3 November 12, 2020

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Related Words

surtling • Sureling • Surpling • suttling

Sureling

Something sure, doesn’t happen, but will happen in the future.

Bro: Do you think Manchester City will win the next game against Liverpool?
Me: Yeah, that’s a sureling.

Sureling by AfroKayDee November 24, 2023

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Surpling

Stop edging

Stop surpling during class jacob

Surpling by Ibonny May 2, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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