squirming

When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!

by Mrsd January 20, 2015

Squirming

-to shake,twist or wiggle the body from side to side, may or may not be due to nervousness or excitement

-the act of listening to Nightcore music

Roosevelt: Hey Aegidivs, wanna look at this cool hyperborea schizo vid I just made?
*Aegidivs stops drinking the 99% 6 litre bottle of Vodka in his tiny hands
Aegidivs: Sure bro
*video plays Katy Perry Hot N Cold Nightcore with some pictures of gnostic esoteric Hitler lore
Aegidivs: We're literally squirming bro!
*makes out as Aegidivs makes all men a little fruity

by AegidivsFan October 20, 2021

Squirming

Everybody’s squirming a lot lately. Seems like that’s what this is about. Making your enemies squirm... I like to see Megyn squirm... That’s hot... think about it for a second... Yeah.... that’s the good stuff.... 🥵

Hym “Yeah.... No, I don’t think me being ok inside has anything to do with cripples doing whatever they want because they touch little girls and have rich parents... I think everything would be better for everyone if we took the little cripple and ate his heart... used his hollowed out corpse as a toilet... that works. That’ll be good. But hey, what’s with all the squirming lately. You guys got some lazy headline writers.... Like... Buy a thesaurus. You have a million dollars. What is wrong with you? Aside from inferior brain (obviously) I mean look at this guy? Why do you care that I’m slapping you? Did I slap you minds eye? No. That’s on the inside. Why do you care that you have to be a slave forever and others don’t? They’re not inside of you are they? No. They’re not. Because then they would also be a slave. And they’re not. If you hurt someone? Who cares! They’re outside of you! And if you’re ok it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Go back to your solipsistic bubble and let the let the people who aren’t ok inside do whatever they want. You done need to murder them and buy their daughters in glory hole brothels (where everyone gets a turn). Everything is fine. Because you’re ok inside.”

by Hym Iam December 4, 2022

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.

DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.

by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010

squirming worm

-a dance move made by devon and damon on 8-29-10.

-to be in a worm state, and not move on a leaf.

-refering to "that's what friends do"

squirming worm:
"dude, did you see him doin the squirming worm before?"
"im sorry to interrupt, but beyonce deserved the best video!"
"ummm, k?"
squirming worm

by immallama? August 29, 2010